Theists: If I said I was God, would you believe me?

Lets see... NO. To start your name says atheists advocate that should be a trigger right there. Then all of your claims that you say you would say to prove that I was a follower or to get to heaven all contradict the word of God. Finally I have a relationship with my God and he knows me. I know that if he revealed himself to me I would know that it was him.